DAVID 8 PRE-ORDERS EXCEED ANALYSTS BEST EXPECATIONS
Henri Gaston Colony, HD 202206bm - December 23, 2072
From the marketing offices of Weyland Cybernetics Logic Design and Research Facility, locally referred to as the “algorithm farm” on HD 202206bm, analysts report that the latest numbers for the new David 8 unit pre-order registration are exceeding even the highest expectations.
After testing favorably in over 80% of households and workplaces, Weyland Cybernetics seems poised to make good on its “One in Every Home” promise with the upcoming David 8 Introduction Initiative this spring. In addition to 2-year trial placement in thousands of homes and businesses on Earth, David 8 has additionally wowed test audiences across the galaxy, performing off-world assistance missions on several newly terraformed planets.
“He’s even participated in titanium mining outside the industrial powerhouse, Outpost September, on KOI-252.01,” explains William Concordov, Weyland Industries senior spokesperson. “As I understand it from the reports, Weyland miners and employees at the outpost called him ‘just one of the guys.’” says Concordov.
Consumer interest is growing thanks to word of mouth and a dwindling supply of new David 7 models on the market. Preliminary specifications have not yet been fully released, but Weyland Industries recently revealed that David 8 will have improved emotion recognition software, a highly strengthened musculo-skeletal structure, and easy self-maintenance features.
“Weyland Industries has spent years trailblazing the most advanced cybernetic technology anywhere in the world,” says Concodov, “David 8 will show it all off.”
Weyland Cybernetics is currently taking pre-orders; contact your local branch through android communication or HoloTab.
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